Fabrizio Casablancas
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Posted - 2006.01.26 04:46:00 -
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I joined the public channel a while back. I was asked random questions about why I was so awesome. Of course I replied trying to answer their questions to the best of my knowledge. For what I was really there for was just to get a feel for the people and how they interacted with one another. Never once did I speak a word of untruthfullness. For when it comes to truth telling, I am the King of truthliness. Such a statement could not be disproven! I simply answered all questions asked of me. Never did I speak out of my own willness. Oh no. For willness is something I know not of. Oh for shame! This truly is a post of most truthliness! And what do I have to show for it?
Ahhh, now you sit in astonishment as you await just what it is I indeed have to show for it. For it truly is something that can be shown. A Giant Punch In My Mendula Oblongata (TM) or AGPIMMO for short. Indeed that most asuredly is something that can be shown. Oh "Fab," you say, "Indeed you are the King of truthliness! You sir are a King amongst Men!" And indeed I am. For I am awesome in the most fathomable of ways. I dare you sir or madam to disprove what has been said! For it cannot.
In short, Glamour Syndicate is mean. And they made me cry for long periods of time. They asked questions, and indeed they were answered by me in a truly awesome manner. Then they proceded to Stab Me In The Left Lung Of Breathing-ness(TM) or SMITLLOB for short.
I did no wrong doing-ness-isms. Indeed I was the greatest of gently gentle type gentlepersons. So if indeed you wish to express your self in a Truly Awesome Manner(TM) TAM for short, then I suggest you either a) Stay clear of their evil mean vortex of anger, b) Wash your clothes in a timely and fashionable manner, or c) asked to be removed from the ban-ned list of banness that has been placed upon me simply for trying to be an outstanding and stalwart citizen of Minmatarness-isms.
In closing, Glamour Syndicate was mean to me in a most evil way of satan and devil worship. But being the truly blatantly brillant brazen babe of bashfullness that I am, I have decided to forgive Glamour Syndicate of being So Incredibly Mean And Creators Of The Stabbing Motion Into My Heart Of Hearts(TM) or SIMACOTSMIMHOH for short.
To sum up, for those who wish to claim that I have already attempted to close eighty-six times, I say, Good Day to you Glamour Syndicate! You are mean, especially to me (truly the only thing that matters for I so clearly rock everything I touch like a rampant hurricane of awesomeness) I apologize, even though I did nothing wrong and I refuse to admit to any wrong doing on my part, because lets be honest, I can do no wrong. Except when I do, of course.
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